tiGor ready to ride |
Okay all you weekend warriors, it seems to the selected few hard types from the Bubble that you big girls from the Bay are scared of the dark.
I know that statement may seem a bit harsh but that is the only reason we can see as to your absence on the Wednesday night rides.
We know it isn't because you are a bunch of lard arsed sofa surfers because we are and we still get out.
To shake it up a bit the ride is going to be Thursday this week.
I worked 15 hours on Monday and 16 hours today having driven over 700 miles already this week. tomorrow I am in Bournemouth and Dorchester so again a hard day. I am not saying this to brag but to try and give you some motivation that if I am sitting here trying to motivate you and organise a ride after leaving home at 4 this morning the least you can do is to post to say you are a lazy git and can't be bothered.
We all lead busy lives but I promise that if you make the effort to get out you we be saying that you were glad you did and will feel good about yourself.
So go on you lovely boys and treat yourself to a mid week ride, we do understand if you can't make it because you're scared of the dark but if we can establish that you don't fancy it the Whitstable boys are happy to do their own thing and continue to ride in the shadows.
Really don't worry if the mid week thang isn't for you but don't moan as the fat oyster ducklings turn into silky skilled swans with lightening reactions on the Sunday spin outs.
We have devised a one hour circuit from Gypo Cnr which we can do either direction so we can drop the Bay boys a little nearer to home if this helps and I can guarantee it is a fairly leisurely hour.
So if you're mouse enough give it a go, we can even repair punctures if it helps but we don't wash your bike for you.
CarniGor
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ReplyDeleteI am a lazy git and can't be bothered ;)
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