I used to like to ride in the snow when I was younger and keener or perhaps more foolish, now if I see sub zero temps I like to sit indoors with Sky movies for company.
Being a couch potato is fine for a while but I needed some exercise so I have been dusting off the old walking boots and getting out and about in the snow.
I have visited all the high spots, (see previous blog entry) Leith Hill, Wye Crown, they really are spectacular in the winter and no one else is stupid enough to go up there in the snow so it is really quiet.
Anyway so far, nothing too strange... What I wanted to write about is the strange social change that takes place when it snows. I live in a fairly quiet residential area in a coastal town on the Kent coast, as soon as it snows the dynamic changes dramatically - we shift from quiet estate to teenage snow Armageddon!!
For the past two years we have had gangs of teenage hoodies numbering fifteen to twenty in number who take great delight in throwing snowballs at house windows or moving cars. We are not talking one or two "fun" snowballs being gently caressed against the windows, no, imagine a Gatling gun of teenagers hurling snowballs as hard as they can and then standing just out of reach ready to run should you be foolish enough to challenge them.
True to form I was stupid enough to challenge them, all twenty of them...
In a t shirt.
With no shoes on.
After initially turning me into a human snowball come ice sculpture and with a well aimed strike to my right testicle, which still hurts a bit to be fair, I decided to try and communicate with the kids and see if I could reason with them, maybe understand them.
Those of you that know me will remember that my previous attempts at this have generally ended with a 50% good outcome and a 50% bad outcome, good odds I thought.
I stunned them into stopping throwing snowballs at me by congratulating the testicle shot hurler and reached out to shake his hand - this really confused them.
I then actually had a really good conversation with them, they were between 15 & 16 yrs old, mostly from the area. none lived on the estate that I lived on but came here for the sport and the buzz of being chased. They said no one had ever come out to talk to them and that they really preferred being chased by angry people.
After about 15 mins the police turned up, obviously my concerned neighbors feared for my safety and called for Kent's finest (note all neighbours stayed safely indoors). Now this next bit I am really not making this up - the police cruised up to the kerb, buzzed down the window and said "are you the terminator?".
I calmly explained that I am not the terminator I am just a resident that came out to talk to the kids who were throwing snowballs as a community member. I said the kids were OK really just having some fun and everything was under control. They seemed happy with this and without getting out the car drove off.
We eventually ended the confrontation with an agreement that they would not bother us any more, they said I was "weird but alright" we shook hands and off they went, one even offered me a toke on his joint before he went.
Not saying this was the best way to handle things and it could have ended quite differently but not all hoodies are bad.
The Cycling Carnival of Love is a mix of road riding and off road riding, whatever takes our fancy. This blog is an evolution of a much earlier blog, which was the seed of an idea, slightly misunderstood, but those that were involved in those early days will hopefully contribute in the same anarchic and random style that gave it a unique style. Let the Carnival begin...
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
High spots in the South of England
High spots, I am not talking about chemical induced nirvana, although one of my good riding friends seems to know an awful lot about that subject from his murky past. No, I am talking about the highest points on the landscape that we reside in, just how tall are they and where they are.
Considering that we call ourselves mountain bikers I thought we ought to find out...
A quick bit of online research reveals that the highest point in the South East is Leith Hill in Surrey Hills at 295m. Now it is good to know that many of us have ridden up and down this point a few times which kind of, lamely, enables us to call ourselves mountain bikers.
By comparison I think that the highest point within comfortable riding distance of us is the hills above Wye Kent on the North Downs which is 137m, please feel free to correct me if you know otherwise.
Those of us that have done the Hell of the Ashdown with the hills - Star, Toys and Ide all have elevations under 240m.
I decided to look further afield to see where larger hills lay, that if hills do lay as such, maybe they lurk or loom? Looking at the topography of the UK we have to travel quite a way to find anything significantly bigger than Leith Hill, Gloucestershire to be precise with Cleeve Hill at 330m.
Going all continental I looked over the channel to France to see if there were any significant lumps to go and climb nearer to home, but again the terrain still stays stubbornly below 300 mtrs until you reach Swiss Normandy (345mtrs) going further afield you need to get to the Bois de Baissey in Champagne Ardennes at 523 mtrs, which is still a fair old trek across France.
Obviously we have the well known mountain ranges to choose from for really big climbs but the purpose of this blog entry was to see what we could find nearby that is more challenging than Leith Hill, it appears unfortunately that the answer is there is not much over 300 metres, although 300 metres can still be a lot of fun of course. So to summarise - if we want more mountains, we need to move :)
Considering that we call ourselves mountain bikers I thought we ought to find out...
A quick bit of online research reveals that the highest point in the South East is Leith Hill in Surrey Hills at 295m. Now it is good to know that many of us have ridden up and down this point a few times which kind of, lamely, enables us to call ourselves mountain bikers.
By comparison I think that the highest point within comfortable riding distance of us is the hills above Wye Kent on the North Downs which is 137m, please feel free to correct me if you know otherwise.
Those of us that have done the Hell of the Ashdown with the hills - Star, Toys and Ide all have elevations under 240m.
I decided to look further afield to see where larger hills lay, that if hills do lay as such, maybe they lurk or loom? Looking at the topography of the UK we have to travel quite a way to find anything significantly bigger than Leith Hill, Gloucestershire to be precise with Cleeve Hill at 330m.
Going all continental I looked over the channel to France to see if there were any significant lumps to go and climb nearer to home, but again the terrain still stays stubbornly below 300 mtrs until you reach Swiss Normandy (345mtrs) going further afield you need to get to the Bois de Baissey in Champagne Ardennes at 523 mtrs, which is still a fair old trek across France.
Obviously we have the well known mountain ranges to choose from for really big climbs but the purpose of this blog entry was to see what we could find nearby that is more challenging than Leith Hill, it appears unfortunately that the answer is there is not much over 300 metres, although 300 metres can still be a lot of fun of course. So to summarise - if we want more mountains, we need to move :)
Monday, 14 January 2013
Jesus came to visit over the Christmas holidays
My long lost brother dropped in over Christmas for a flying visit, you can actually see his halo in the background ;)
Friday, 11 January 2013
Mountain Mayhem 2013 reposting for Bazza ( I think)
New Year, New Date, New Location: Wiggle Mountain Mayhem Moves into a New Era!
Happy New Year!
Wiggle and Pacific Edge Events Limited are proud to announce (finally... yes, we know...) that there is a new date for your diaries for Wiggle Mountain Mayhem this year:
15th & 16th June 2013
Camping will be available from Friday 14th June 2013.
After many happy (and often muddy) years at Eastnor, we all felt that it was time for a change. Since the end of Mayhem last year we have searched the length and breadth of the UK tirelessly to find the perfect venue. That is no easy task. We want only the best for Wiggle Mountain Mayhem riders. Now in it's 16th year, we constantly strive to improve Mayhem for everyone. That is why we are really excited about our new venue. The only snag is we are sworn to secrecy about the exact location for a little while longer... BUT there are a few little nuggets we can tell you at this stage:
• it is completely virgin mountain bike territory - a private location never before used for cycling in any way
• the only way you will ever get to ride a mountain bike here is by entering Wiggle Mountain Mayhem
• it is less 40 miles from Eastnor
• our course designers are really excited to be able to bring you some fantastic mountain biking with well made forest tracks plus gravely rock structure and high organic content making the soil drain well.
Entries will go on live to download at midnight on Thursday 28th February 2013. First come, first served at Pat's house. Online entries will go live at midday on Friday 1st March 2013.
Keep checking out the website for more details.
Don't forget to like our Facebook page for up-to-the-minute updates, competitions and more.
We're so excited! We know it's been a while coming, but we're sure it's worth the wait.
Here's looking forward to a whole new era of Wiggle Mountain Mayhem. Make sure you're with us!
The Wiggle Mountain Mayhem Team"
Happy New Year!
Wiggle and Pacific Edge Events Limited are proud to announce (finally... yes, we know...) that there is a new date for your diaries for Wiggle Mountain Mayhem this year:
15th & 16th June 2013
Camping will be available from Friday 14th June 2013.
After many happy (and often muddy) years at Eastnor, we all felt that it was time for a change. Since the end of Mayhem last year we have searched the length and breadth of the UK tirelessly to find the perfect venue. That is no easy task. We want only the best for Wiggle Mountain Mayhem riders. Now in it's 16th year, we constantly strive to improve Mayhem for everyone. That is why we are really excited about our new venue. The only snag is we are sworn to secrecy about the exact location for a little while longer... BUT there are a few little nuggets we can tell you at this stage:
• it is completely virgin mountain bike territory - a private location never before used for cycling in any way
• the only way you will ever get to ride a mountain bike here is by entering Wiggle Mountain Mayhem
• it is less 40 miles from Eastnor
• our course designers are really excited to be able to bring you some fantastic mountain biking with well made forest tracks plus gravely rock structure and high organic content making the soil drain well.
Entries will go on live to download at midnight on Thursday 28th February 2013. First come, first served at Pat's house. Online entries will go live at midday on Friday 1st March 2013.
Keep checking out the website for more details.
Don't forget to like our Facebook page for up-to-the-minute updates, competitions and more.
We're so excited! We know it's been a while coming, but we're sure it's worth the wait.
Here's looking forward to a whole new era of Wiggle Mountain Mayhem. Make sure you're with us!
The Wiggle Mountain Mayhem Team"
Tuesday, 20 November 2012
Thursday 22nd night ride
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| tiGor ready to ride |
Okay all you weekend warriors, it seems to the selected few hard types from the Bubble that you big girls from the Bay are scared of the dark.
I know that statement may seem a bit harsh but that is the only reason we can see as to your absence on the Wednesday night rides.
We know it isn't because you are a bunch of lard arsed sofa surfers because we are and we still get out.
To shake it up a bit the ride is going to be Thursday this week.
I worked 15 hours on Monday and 16 hours today having driven over 700 miles already this week. tomorrow I am in Bournemouth and Dorchester so again a hard day. I am not saying this to brag but to try and give you some motivation that if I am sitting here trying to motivate you and organise a ride after leaving home at 4 this morning the least you can do is to post to say you are a lazy git and can't be bothered.
We all lead busy lives but I promise that if you make the effort to get out you we be saying that you were glad you did and will feel good about yourself.
So go on you lovely boys and treat yourself to a mid week ride, we do understand if you can't make it because you're scared of the dark but if we can establish that you don't fancy it the Whitstable boys are happy to do their own thing and continue to ride in the shadows.
Really don't worry if the mid week thang isn't for you but don't moan as the fat oyster ducklings turn into silky skilled swans with lightening reactions on the Sunday spin outs.
We have devised a one hour circuit from Gypo Cnr which we can do either direction so we can drop the Bay boys a little nearer to home if this helps and I can guarantee it is a fairly leisurely hour.
So if you're mouse enough give it a go, we can even repair punctures if it helps but we don't wash your bike for you.
CarniGor
Saturday, 10 November 2012
My wife's blackbury said...........overcast!
My friend said that he was on stand by on Sat. so could not ride, but should be out on Sunday, and anyway the weather was going to be bad on Sat. On Friday night my wife's blackbury said that Sat. was going to be cloudy and overcast did not say anything about rain.
So on sat. at a little after nine I set off for Hythe on my bike in light drizzle saying to myself that a bit of rain never used to stop the club runs with John Clarey and that, and I particularly wanted to see the autumn colours in the Kent countryside before it was too late. By the time I was through Canterbury and around Bridge area I might as well have waded through a river, I could squeeze my hand inside my gloves and it would rinse the water out nicely.
I thought shall I turn round and go home? and what was the point of that if you were on a march to reach Pevensey Bay to face the Normans, you can't turn round cos its raining, so I pressed on. I remembered the film I had seen yesterday with Judy Dench, Maggie Smith and Bill Nighy called 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Exotic_Marigold_Hotel . It was part of the Folkstone Book Festival and after the film the author of the original book Deborah Moggach gave a chat with questions from the audience and that! To cut to the chase it is about outsourcing old people from the UK to a hotel in India for their retirement as it is cheaper. The portrayal of the characters as they face the challenges adapting to massive change at a senior stage in life is triffic. And I was contemplating throwing the towel in because I was getting wet, 'you pansey'.....as I was talking to myself like this 3 guys smashed past me going out of Barham. After my pep talk to myself I had to chase them down and hang on, which made my legs ache. Approaching Elham I was sagging bad and every little rise they pulled away a few lengths, then as it levels out over the top I would just be able to claw back on again. This was getting harder to sustain and then suddenly they turned left ......I got away with it I did not blow,.... some old fat bloke with a rack on his bike chewing the stem. I was on impulse power for several miles in recovery.
I was too cold, too wet to get my phone out and take any picture on this ride, just too much of a pain. But the colour of the leaves was amazing, as the yellowy oranges did not have to compete with bright blue skys or sunlight, they just contrasted with dark wet shadows of the trees the sky was grey and the power of the yellow was so strong......gold anemic in comparison. I went past a school I did a job in years ago as I knew it was in the area near Saltwood. I had hoped to look at Saltwood Castle when I set off on my ride, but I could not see it, or signs to it and I was so wet and numb I didn't feel like looking too hard, ie stopping asking someone and turning around.....to uncomfortable ready for a tea in the cafe next door to the Light Railway Station. 2 people in the cafe.
The guy in the cafe poured me a tea from a big pot, then got a strainer, put it over a second mug and poured the first mug into the second!........I said can you tell me my fortune from dregs at the bottom of the first cup? He laughed, sadly he was unable to, he said 'those skills are lost and tea is more like dust these days as it infuses quicker than leaves......and tea bags you got no hope. We chatted he came over to the UK in 1957 from Italy and has run the cafe since 1962 (the year I was born). I even found a radiator to put my hat and gloves on. I also had the largest slice of Swiss roll I think I have ever seen in a cafe....not as big as one you might cut for yourself when no one is looking! Even though he strained it, I still had tea dust dregs at the bottom of my mug and I thought I would read my own fortune.....I turned the mug round a few times and all that came to me was that the shape looked a little like some small figures in the lower border of the Bayeux Tapestry. I looked harder trying to see what they might be doing.....it looks like someone is falling.......falling.....what off their bike? I've got to ride back yet.... with this prophesy. My hat and gloves were still soaking wet, but slightly warm which gave a little comfort. Putting wet cold clothes on, not so good.
The ride out of Hythe....never easy and when I reached the top somewhere called Farthing Common I saw 3 phesants running across a field, two french hens and a partridge in a pear tree. There was not much wind, but what there was was behind me, and I was moving along nicely along that really straight B0268 road which must be Roman. Then suddenly I saw an animal laying dead on the grass just under the hedgerow. I was riding along thinking that was the biggest dead animal I have ever seen. As I went past I only saw it out of the corner of my eye and could not identify it......definatley bigger than a badger........couldn't have been dog could it? A pony, a horse surely no, and I had to turn around and go back and see. There was a smell and it had been there a while, bloated with stuff oozing out of various holes, but definatly a deer.
I carried on squeezing water from my gloves, I think every yard of this ride it has been raining but I'm on the big ring now pressing hard moving fast. Knackered I started drifting off again, I started wondering to myself, if I do get the artist in residence position at the power station what would I do? Power Station Didcot A is being closed down and they want to mark this in some way! What better way than to ask an artist to make a lasting statement with social comment on athe thorney issue of power generation......I'm thinking of people I might like to work with me on this project, particularly a story teller I have in mind. Then I remember the budget was fairly low and having to pay other people wages from it as well, was that really the best way to approach it....but I cant help the ideas I have, and what I would like to do for it. So as usuall if I was offered the job I would just have to suck it up. Maybe I wont be too miffed if I don't get it.
What are you working on at the moment? Great to able to say, 'I am artist in residence at DidcotA (one of the the dirty30'.)
So Canterbury and a bit of freestyle traffic dodge at Windcheep...I duck out a bit and take it up through the Uni grounds where the hill is less severe, as I have had enough by now, as St. Stephens ain't funny. Nice park though, nice place to work. And I haven't fallen off yet either and only a few miles home.
No one's in when I get back, I could have done with a bit of help peeling my stuff off. I'm hopping around the kitchen on one leg trying to get wet tights off, with a dog licking the snot and grime off my face.
My feet have got granny fingers and my wife's blackbury said overcast.
So on sat. at a little after nine I set off for Hythe on my bike in light drizzle saying to myself that a bit of rain never used to stop the club runs with John Clarey and that, and I particularly wanted to see the autumn colours in the Kent countryside before it was too late. By the time I was through Canterbury and around Bridge area I might as well have waded through a river, I could squeeze my hand inside my gloves and it would rinse the water out nicely.
I thought shall I turn round and go home? and what was the point of that if you were on a march to reach Pevensey Bay to face the Normans, you can't turn round cos its raining, so I pressed on. I remembered the film I had seen yesterday with Judy Dench, Maggie Smith and Bill Nighy called 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Exotic_Marigold_Hotel . It was part of the Folkstone Book Festival and after the film the author of the original book Deborah Moggach gave a chat with questions from the audience and that! To cut to the chase it is about outsourcing old people from the UK to a hotel in India for their retirement as it is cheaper. The portrayal of the characters as they face the challenges adapting to massive change at a senior stage in life is triffic. And I was contemplating throwing the towel in because I was getting wet, 'you pansey'.....as I was talking to myself like this 3 guys smashed past me going out of Barham. After my pep talk to myself I had to chase them down and hang on, which made my legs ache. Approaching Elham I was sagging bad and every little rise they pulled away a few lengths, then as it levels out over the top I would just be able to claw back on again. This was getting harder to sustain and then suddenly they turned left ......I got away with it I did not blow,.... some old fat bloke with a rack on his bike chewing the stem. I was on impulse power for several miles in recovery.
I was too cold, too wet to get my phone out and take any picture on this ride, just too much of a pain. But the colour of the leaves was amazing, as the yellowy oranges did not have to compete with bright blue skys or sunlight, they just contrasted with dark wet shadows of the trees the sky was grey and the power of the yellow was so strong......gold anemic in comparison. I went past a school I did a job in years ago as I knew it was in the area near Saltwood. I had hoped to look at Saltwood Castle when I set off on my ride, but I could not see it, or signs to it and I was so wet and numb I didn't feel like looking too hard, ie stopping asking someone and turning around.....to uncomfortable ready for a tea in the cafe next door to the Light Railway Station. 2 people in the cafe.
The guy in the cafe poured me a tea from a big pot, then got a strainer, put it over a second mug and poured the first mug into the second!........I said can you tell me my fortune from dregs at the bottom of the first cup? He laughed, sadly he was unable to, he said 'those skills are lost and tea is more like dust these days as it infuses quicker than leaves......and tea bags you got no hope. We chatted he came over to the UK in 1957 from Italy and has run the cafe since 1962 (the year I was born). I even found a radiator to put my hat and gloves on. I also had the largest slice of Swiss roll I think I have ever seen in a cafe....not as big as one you might cut for yourself when no one is looking! Even though he strained it, I still had tea dust dregs at the bottom of my mug and I thought I would read my own fortune.....I turned the mug round a few times and all that came to me was that the shape looked a little like some small figures in the lower border of the Bayeux Tapestry. I looked harder trying to see what they might be doing.....it looks like someone is falling.......falling.....what off their bike? I've got to ride back yet.... with this prophesy. My hat and gloves were still soaking wet, but slightly warm which gave a little comfort. Putting wet cold clothes on, not so good.
The ride out of Hythe....never easy and when I reached the top somewhere called Farthing Common I saw 3 phesants running across a field, two french hens and a partridge in a pear tree. There was not much wind, but what there was was behind me, and I was moving along nicely along that really straight B0268 road which must be Roman. Then suddenly I saw an animal laying dead on the grass just under the hedgerow. I was riding along thinking that was the biggest dead animal I have ever seen. As I went past I only saw it out of the corner of my eye and could not identify it......definatley bigger than a badger........couldn't have been dog could it? A pony, a horse surely no, and I had to turn around and go back and see. There was a smell and it had been there a while, bloated with stuff oozing out of various holes, but definatly a deer.
I carried on squeezing water from my gloves, I think every yard of this ride it has been raining but I'm on the big ring now pressing hard moving fast. Knackered I started drifting off again, I started wondering to myself, if I do get the artist in residence position at the power station what would I do? Power Station Didcot A is being closed down and they want to mark this in some way! What better way than to ask an artist to make a lasting statement with social comment on athe thorney issue of power generation......I'm thinking of people I might like to work with me on this project, particularly a story teller I have in mind. Then I remember the budget was fairly low and having to pay other people wages from it as well, was that really the best way to approach it....but I cant help the ideas I have, and what I would like to do for it. So as usuall if I was offered the job I would just have to suck it up. Maybe I wont be too miffed if I don't get it.
What are you working on at the moment? Great to able to say, 'I am artist in residence at DidcotA (one of the the dirty30'.)
So Canterbury and a bit of freestyle traffic dodge at Windcheep...I duck out a bit and take it up through the Uni grounds where the hill is less severe, as I have had enough by now, as St. Stephens ain't funny. Nice park though, nice place to work. And I haven't fallen off yet either and only a few miles home.
No one's in when I get back, I could have done with a bit of help peeling my stuff off. I'm hopping around the kitchen on one leg trying to get wet tights off, with a dog licking the snot and grime off my face.
My feet have got granny fingers and my wife's blackbury said overcast.
Thursday, 9 August 2012
Hello Wiggo
I have been meaning to write this blog entry for some time but things have just got in the way. When we are out and about we see and encounter many interesting things from remote obelisks to emus. One particular encounter made us all smile, while out in the Kent countryside over Chilham way we saw an old guy out for a walk along a quiet road in the middle of nowhere. This was at the height of Bradley Wiggin's challenge for the 2012 tour. As we pulled alongside him, without looking round he called out "Hello Wiggo" in this cut glass English accent, we nearly fell of our bikes laughing. Earlier in the ride while sheltering like the soft lads that we are from the rain we saw a Lamborghini which I think I have later identified as a Gallardo (pronounced Giardo apparently) made a nice noise anyway
And a more dramatic picture although the one we saw was not doing this kind of stuff
Finally we passed a guy walking towards us that both Rob and I say "did you see that guy off the telly back there?" There followed much debate as to who the guy actually was and we finally agreed he was a kind of art historian kind of guy that does documentaries. Well a bit of digging reveals him as David Starkey who is indeed "off the telly" and he lives in a manor house over Chartham way.
Quite an eventful ride all told, but I think "Hello Wiggo" will go down as one of the all time greats
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